Newseditor44 Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 OK folks, time for the annual edition of the funniest rants/scoldings/sayings/lectures/one-liners from tour. Can be old our new, but would particularly love to hear from this years group about what was said. Let'er rip! Quote
TerriTroop Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 ohhhh no. nuh uh. Nope. What happens on tours stays on tour! Quote
Galen Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 Anything George Zingali ever said. "Are you ####'n me?!" Quote
TitanSop06 Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 "Shawn, those gloves look like they were shoved up a hippo's a**!" [Loud thunderclap during a visual rehearsal] See! That's God telling you to get your feet in time! -Justin Qualls "I'm sorry, guys. I just lost myself. I was staring at that tree, and all I could think about was mashed potatoes." -Michael Schietzelt "Sops, if you frack that note again, I'm going to have a baby through my #####!" -Andre Feagin Memphis Sound 2007, great season... Quote
Michael Boo Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 "I'm sorry, guys. I just lost myself. I was staring at that tree, and all I could think about was mashed potatoes." -Michael Schietzelt For some reason, that comment is not only remarkable for its sense of reckless free association, but it makes total sense to me. Quote
Coathope Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 This is my instructor talking to a member. Keep in mind, this member has never marched before in his life, hence the marching problems. "Left! Left! Left! OH MY GOD!!!!..." *walks off the field for 2 seconds* "####!" Quote
Bob05 Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 -Baritones over playing- "Baritones, I didn't give you permission to put you angry eyes in..." i.e. Mr. Potato Head -Mid Rep- Yelling from the box with hands in air. DM cuts We all look at the box and... "Oh you thought I meant cut? I was just getting excited... sorry RESET" Both Kieth Hallas Brass caption head at Glassmen 2008 "Hornline your two for two... YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK. RESET" Frank Williams Glassmen 2008 Quote
Newseditor44 Posted August 23, 2008 Author Posted August 23, 2008 -Mid Rep-Yelling from the box with hands in air. DM cuts We all look at the box and... "Oh you thought I meant cut? I was just getting excited... sorry RESET" Classic! Quote
Supersonic Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 San Antonio: Tech A (paraphrased): "We can't keep having these mental lapses. Focus on what's relevant, what you need to do to make this show great. We all...have... to FOCUS." Tech B (immediately afterward, off to the side): "Is this dirt or chocolate?... Oh. Well, I won't eat it then." In Louisiana, tech A also went up to my board and repeatedly hit the frame with a drum stick yelling "DEAD FISH! DEAD FISH!" because I wasn't sufficiently emoting. Whoops. There're others, but I'm blanking now... Quote
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