bill Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 PRESS RELEASE: April 1, 2009 The world renowned Kilties Drum and Bugle Corps announced today April 1st they will use electronics in the 2009 season. The corps recently purchased a used Mattel "Mr. Microphone" at a local yard sale. Mr. Scott Stewart, Corps Director of The Kilties and icon of the drum corps activity asked for a emergency meeting of the Board of the Directors of the organization to secure funding for the purchase. The organization formed a world wide fundraising project and after a successful effort one alumumn can was found to offset the cost of the needed equipment. Mr. Stewart explained the corps is performing the movie score from "Blazing Saddles" in 2009; and the electronic equipment addition will enhance and amp the noise effects being duplicated from the famous "camp fire" scene in said movie. "The membership of The Kilties are very excitied about expanding the effects of the 2009 "Blazing Saddles" show," Stewart said. "We've already outlined a concise healthy corps meal program of baked beans and cheese to ready the membership for what should be a explosive season". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomPeashey Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 lol nice try Bill Happy April Fools Day to you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockEuph Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff danchik Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 PRESS RELEASE: April 1, 2009The world renowned Kilties Drum and Bugle Corps announced today April 1st they will use electronics in the 2009 season. The corps recently purchased a used Mattel "Mr. Microphone" at a local yard sale. Mr. Scott Stewart, Corps Director of The Kilties and icon of the drum corps activity asked for a emergency meeting of the Board of the Directors of the organization to secure funding for the purchase. The organization formed a world wide fundraising project and after a successful effort one alumumn can was found to offset the cost of the needed equipment. Mr. Stewart explained the corps is performing the movie score from "Blazing Saddles" in 2009; and the electronic equipment addition will enhance and amp the noise effects being duplicated from the famous "camp fire" scene in said movie. "The membership of The Kilties are very excitied about expanding the effects of the 2009 "Blazing Saddles" show," Stewart said. "We've already outlined a concise healthy corps meal program of baked beans and cheese to ready the membership for what should be a explosive season". Just what we needed, more naration! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaml6 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 PRESS RELEASE: April 1, 2009The world renowned Kilties Drum and Bugle Corps announced today April 1st they will use electronics in the 2009 season. The corps recently purchased a used Mattel "Mr. Microphone" at a local yard sale. Mr. Scott Stewart, Corps Director of The Kilties and icon of the drum corps activity asked for a emergency meeting of the Board of the Directors of the organization to secure funding for the purchase. The organization formed a world wide fundraising project and after a successful effort one alumumn can was found to offset the cost of the needed equipment. Mr. Stewart explained the corps is performing the movie score from "Blazing Saddles" in 2009; and the electronic equipment addition will enhance and amp the noise effects being duplicated from the famous "camp fire" scene in said movie. "The membership of The Kilties are very excitied about expanding the effects of the 2009 "Blazing Saddles" show," Stewart said. "We've already outlined a concise healthy corps meal program of baked beans and cheese to ready the membership for what should be a explosive season". Had me going for a minute, but then I thought that you were just going to use it for the DCI shows to try to fit in (ducks). Happy April Fools.. that was a good one! (Woulda been awesome if Bucs woulda done something like this or told us they were folding) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnZ Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Just what we needed, more naration! ...or electronic bagpipes...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oz Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Those acoustic flatulettes just don’t have the volume to be heard over the horn line at fff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenandoah Vibrato Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 PRESS RELEASE: April 1, 2009Mr. Stewart explained the corps is performing the movie score from "Blazing Saddles" in 2009; and the electronic equipment addition will enhance and amp the noise effects being duplicated from the famous "camp fire" scene in said movie. "The membership of The Kilties are very excitied about expanding the effects of the 2009 "Blazing Saddles" show," Stewart said. "We've already outlined a concise healthy corps meal program of baked beans and cheese to ready the membership for what should be a explosive season". That stinks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brassomaniac Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 thanks! that made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpsPhan Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 As I stated on the Kiltie board, I knew this was a hoax from the beginning. 1) RONCO made Mr. Microphone and 2) I know the soloists involved and, trust me, they don't need amplifications. I think my nose hair is just starting to grow back after the last rehearsal....I don't think I'll ever get my sense of smell back though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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