Michael Boo Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 They teleport themselves between shows. Brandt Crocker is unable to announce them because he can only say their name in hushed tones. The Mafia pays them for protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxingfred Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Great thread! My favorites: They only get one standing ovation.......The crowd stands when they enter the field and sits once they leave. They have horn endorsement deals from King AND Yamaha... even though they play Degs. They step off with both feet at the same time. They play latin jazz......in French. When they face backfield, they're even louder. Their chuck wagon won a Zagat Award. After their finals performance, They were awarded the NBA Championship trophy. Airports complain about the noise when their horn line lets loose. Their drum major once held Kobe scoreless! ( And, she was sick with the flu that day.) When they perform in Allentown the back stands are full. They don't have audition camps. The members must be selected at birth. When babies are thrown at them, they are returned....with a college degree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitBos Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 After seeing them perform, you think you've died and gone to Heaven. (That's mainly because they played so loud, the sound waves pushed your soul out of your body.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Western Burger Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 One of the best threads I have seen on DCP. Hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindap Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 One of the best threads I have seen on DCP. Hands down. 'May the force be with you Western Burger!'. words from the top of my head... i've had quite a few giggles reading this thread too :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdeToArsenal47 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 (edited) People build stadium seating around the parking lot in anticipation of them. They once did a Z-Pull during an X-pull during a Y-Pull. The buses are handbuilt chariots from heaven. Not even the corps members know the corps motto. The corps played a warmup chorale backfield once; the audience is still recovering. They jazz run during classical music. Edited November 7, 2009 by OdeToArsenal47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamMan Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Lucas Oil Stadium's roof opens just for them. They use marching CLEATS because their drill is so fast. The play drums so hard, their heads aren't made of kevlar, but of STEEL. Their Quarterfinals performance is broadcast PERFECTLY in 1080p and 7.1 Surround Sound. Each brass player can play soprano, mellophone, euphonium, french horn, baritone and contra... SIMULTANEOUSLY. Their pit plays four-mallet passages, with one mallet. Phantom Regiment stole the wedge/leg-kick from them, but have yet to master the final part: LEVITATION. Their company fronts step over the guard members, but the guard is in columns of 10. They won DCI using narration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skewerz Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Lucas Oil Stadium's roof opens just for them.They use marching CLEATS because their drill is so fast. The play drums so hard, their heads aren't made of kevlar, but of STEEL. Their Quarterfinals performance is broadcast PERFECTLY in 1080p and 7.1 Surround Sound. Each brass player can play soprano, mellophone, euphonium, french horn, baritone and contra... SIMULTANEOUSLY. Their pit plays four-mallet passages, with one mallet. Phantom Regiment stole the wedge/leg-kick from them, but have yet to master the final part: LEVITATION. Their company fronts step over the guard members, but the guard is in columns of 10. They won DCI using narration. that's just crazy talk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Mike Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 It's rumored that after Hoppy heard them he decided to move to Iowa and sell instruments and uniforms to form a boys band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dckid80 Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 They once did a Z-Pull during an X-pull during a Y-Pull. ...in 3D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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