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Slightly used. More than slightly French.

Call now and we'll include this bonus baguette and beret set for no extra charge!

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I found a bunch of these Manuals in a dumpster behind Rich stadium.

HOW TO TRAIN RHESUS MONKEYS TO FILM A DRUM CORPS SHOW

BUFFALO TOURNEMENT OF CHAMPIONS ADDITION

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Wholesale on all electronics, speakers, cable, goo machines. Upwards of 30 sets maybe more.... if you act now we will throw in an outdated g bugle. Dreamland auctions.

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One lightly used Einstein-Rosen bridge. Works great! Guaranteed to get you closer to someone you love. Impossible you say?

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One lightly used Einstein-Rosen bridge. Works great! Guaranteed to get you closer to someone you love. Impossible you say?

Clever!thumbup.gif I was going to use a Einstien-Rosen Bridge /worm hole joke but couldn't come up with something funny enough!

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One over-sized puppet slightly resembling a queen. Complete with unproportionate rigamortis-claw hands. Top heavy balance lends itself to sometimes drunken appearance when in use.

Perfect for scaring small children or to remind you of your ex-wife.

Best post of the season

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Lots of black cloaks, various sizing. Good for secret meetings, Halloween or storming the castle. For every 20 cloaks purchased you receive a complimentary triangle on a 6 foot pole.

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30 camouflage uniforms...slightly orangish in hue. Perfect for any special OP involving Chester Cheetah's drug manufacturing compound.

1 Organ used outside all summer long....inexplicably. Needs a good church to call home.

100 used jock straps. Slightly used. Some stained purple due to bleed through from pants.

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