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*enters sandwich shop* "Yes, I'd like one Einstein on the Beach, please."

Did you know yesterday was Einstein's birthday?

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Well if that's the case, you should come to New York for a pastrami on rye.

Or one of my creations...Pastrami and Pepperjack Quiche. Definitely a brunch quiche -- not breakfast.

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That's a topical statement. Please try to stay off topic.

Maybe this thread should also list the direction of "Use non-topically."

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Maybe this thread should also list the direction of "Use non-topically."

But do not take internally!

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Or one of my creations...Pastrami and Pepperjack Quiche. Definitely a brunch quiche -- not breakfast.

Seriously, processed meats, as delicious as they are, should not be consumed. Loaded with Salt and nitrates. Edited by Tobias

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Or for the Germanically-inclined...

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Before I personally proceed any further -- for this thread, is it true that being off-topic means that one is being on-topic? Just don't want any trouble... :peek:

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Seriously, processed meats, as delicious as they are, should not be consumed. Loaded with Santa and nitrates.

1) Processed meats are loaded with Santa (and nitrates).

2) Santa doesn't exist

3) Therefore, by definition, there can't be processed meats.

Bon Appetit !!!

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Before I personally proceed any further -- for this thread, is it true that being off-topic

It's not "off-topic" ... it's the "Off Topic"

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