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You all are willfully ignoring the rampant slotting that is ruining drum corps!

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Purple? PURPLE?? I fell off my bicycle, and my entire left arm turned purple. My doc told me it was a hematoma, and it would go away on its own. It just wouldn't, so I went back. His manner wasn't very bedsidey and gruffly asked if I'd like him to drain it. I hate needles; I can't sew very well and jammed the $%#@'ing thing into my thumb. Remember the purple thumbs from the iraqi peoples' fledgling democratic vote? I can't get my friends to register to vote, yet they constantly pitch and moan about the current state of things. "Our Favorite Things" was one of the Cadets' least inspired show ideas from that staff. Ooh, if I had a son, I'd name him Staff, because I've never heard of an English person named that. Are they ever going to officially change the name of the English Horn, as it's neither English nor a Horn? How about Oboon? Obone works, but High School kids would snicker every time the Band Director said, "We need more, Obone." That sounds like Shakespearean porn. Did you know that Judi Dench won the Oscar in Shakespeare in Love for being onscreen for 8 minutes? That's why they created the award in 1936. I don't like Leonardo DiCaprio per se, but he was robbed of a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for What's Eating Gilbert Grape. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "BREATHE!" Get it? It had turned purple. "Breathe..."

Carolina Crown's purple pants.

Love this!

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If silence does equal consent, we can only conclude that DCI condones underperforming schools and illiteracy since they have never spoken publicly about the topic. Nor have the commented on the controversy surrounding measles vaccines. DCI's silence is also deafening regarding renewable energy. DCI also ignores George Hopkins' close ties with both the Castro Brothers and the government of Venezuela. Speaking of Venezuela, why have we not moved finals from Indianapolis to Caracas? Of course they have also ignored Blue Devils connection to North Korea. Kim Jon-Un has repeatedly said "Dennis Rodman out, Dada and Felliniesque in" Can't understand why DCI has ignored all this but I'm sure it's because Crown wore purple pans in 2013 and they still don't know hat to make of it.

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Happy Pi day (well, yesterday).

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:soapbox:

Those dang purple pants are going to be the end of drum corps as we know it! Just like grounded pits! And Bb horns! And electronics! And trombones! Ramble ramble GEORGE HOPKINS ramble ramble...

(/satire)

I really did love those uniforms though. I thought they looked good on the field and helped pull off the show perfectly.

Edited by TroopAlum12

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