This thread is more fun if the stories told are actually true. I can add a few.
In 1979 the Blue Stars had a staff member who may have been the last hippie wannabe. He enjoyed running naked through woods at night (that way he could be close to nature). One night, on tour, while doing his thing, he decides taking a dump in the great outdoors is a natural act. He then used poison ivy leaves to wipe. A few days later he found out that poison ivy on your ### is not an enjoyable circumstance.
In 1978I saw a Madison Scout tymp player smash a drunk between his tymp and the member marching in front of him as the Scouts were preparing to march onto the field before a show. The drunk was trying to break ranks. He made it through, but the pain associated with a tymp leg in the ear probably stayed with him for quite some time.
Which corps does not have story about smuggling beer out of Canada back in the 70s and 80s? Maybe this is still happening.