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Jay Leno - Crossmen

Pauly Shore - Velvet Knights

Vladamir Putin - Santa Clara Vanguard

Gordon Brown - 27th Lancers

George W. Bush - Frontier All Age Corps (they only do it on the weekends)

George HW Bush - Boston Crusaders

Jeb Bush - Suncoast Sound

Ronald Reagan - Anaheim Kingsmen

Frank Sinatra - Garfield Cadets

Sammy Davis Jr. - Bluecoats (pit...cause he only has one eye)

John Cougar Mellencamp - Star of Indiana

David Letterman - Star of Indiana

Oprah - Cavaliers.....til they find out she isn't a man

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Tom Cruise- Boston or The Crossmen

I'm thinking the Bandettes for Mr. Cruise.

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Kevin Kostner would have march Troopers with the hopes of being DM, but he wouldn't have had quite enough badassery to hold the job and thus lose to Scott Glenn.

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Neil Peart would have definitely marched Star. :innocent:

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Neil Peart would have definitely marched Star. :innocent:

Absolutely. Good One.

Eliza Dushku would have fit in the late 80's Cadets.

Lisa Loeb = Bluecoats

Geddy Lee = Les Etoiles then Star circa 1990

And no, Letterman could never march Star.

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Kobe was going to march Crossmen this year, but they cut him and he went to Blue Stars instead. Seems like he made the right choice!

I understand he wanted to march BK but he wasn't able to attend rehearsals in CO.

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Reagan? well....he did melt down the Soviets...

Rocky Balboa (moves from Philly to SoCal) = Kingsmen

Chuck Norris = Kingsmen

Farrah Fawcett = Kingsmen

Dara Torres = Kingsmen

Constantina Tomescu = Kingsmen

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Adam Sandler and Bill Cosby + Velvet Knights

Tom Cruise = Blue Devils

Angelina Pitt = Phantom Guard

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