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When their drum major takes the podium, the audience salutes him.

The color guard only throws their equipment once--at the start of the show. Twelve minutes later they catch it in perfect synchronicity.

Their drum major doesn't pull a baton out of his uniform--he pulls out a mace.

The Cavaliers' "diamond cutter" was a poor imitation of their "cube cutter." To reassert their dominance they're debuting the "tesseract cutter" in 2010.

They never go "horns to the box." Instead the stands collapse so the box comes to them.

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They don't use Dr. Beat because it is not precise enough.

Very nice!

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Their drum line once blasted a rim shot power hit in Dallas, Texas that broke a massive iceberg loose at the North Pole...

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They don't have to recruit in Texas.

If they were based in Texas, they would never go inactive.

Their entire show is broadcast on PBS.

The judges created box 7 just for them, during their first show of the season.

No one ever falls for the Bob Barker is dead rumor while on tour.

Their guard has no pitch when they spin or toss.

All the brass players know how to play contra giving birth to the full contra feature.

The ladies in the guard never need makeup.

Their pre-show has a pre-show.

Their judges tapes don't have any feedback.

They've played every song on the banned list, in one show.

The doors in their show really do lead to a fantasy world.

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DCI's top 12 is their feeder corps!

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