The Oz Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 The real reasons Bush made the mistake of trooping the stands: - They thought it was the shortest route to the Stadium Club. - The two guys at the front of the line were four pages behind in the drill and were attempting to hit their spots for the ending. - They were confused by the command “mark time, mark”; since no one marks time any more. - Too many Yuenglings the night before. - The drum majors gave the command “forward march” in Russian, which sounds amazingly like “troop the stands” in English. - The two guys at the front of line, having been shot down by all of the babes in their guard, wanted to check out the Buccaneer’s guard. - With 47 designers, coordinators, technicians, chair people, managers, directors, and pit schleppers on the staff, no one knew who was in charge of leaving the field. - Knowing his corps needed the help, an Empire alumnus, cleverly disguised in a polyester sport coat, golf shirt, and one of those silly-looking garrison hats, misdirected them. Just in the case you’re humor impaired; it’s meant to be in jest. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethlmarie Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 :P Now that's funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovieKruzer Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Now, as anyone who's been to PA knows, there's no such thing as too many yuenglings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melligene Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 The real reasons Bush made the mistake of trooping the stands:- They thought it was the shortest route to the Stadium Club. - The two guys at the front of the line were four pages behind in the drill and were attempting to hit their spots for the ending. - They were confused by the command “mark time, mark”; since no one marks time any more. - Too many Yuenglings the night before. - The drum majors gave the command “forward march” in Russian, which sounds amazingly like “troop the stands” in English. - The two guys at the front of line, having been shot down by all of the babes in their guard, wanted to check out the Buccaneer’s guard. - With 47 designers, coordinators, technicians, chair people, managers, directors, and pit schleppers on the staff, no one knew who was in charge of leaving the field. - Knowing his corps needed the help, an Empire alumnus, cleverly disguised in a polyester sport coat, golf shirt, and one of those silly-looking garrison hats, misdirected them. Just in the case you’re humor impaired; it’s meant to be in jest. Really. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ........Yinz stoll the TBIRD Alumni proceedure book..........dint' chaz..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumo27 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Gene, was that English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyQuick23 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 - Knowing his corps needed the help, an Empire alumnus, cleverly disguised in a polyester sport coat, golf shirt, and one of those silly-looking garrison hats, misdirected them.Just in the case you’re humor impaired; it’s meant to be in jest. Really. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually I think he was wearing one of those long white coat tails they used to wear and took all our drink orders. And no hat....not even the alums wear hats, to my knowledge. Yes, this is a joke. No reason to take any offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Haring Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 The real reasons Bush made the mistake of trooping the stands:- They thought it was the shortest route to the Stadium Club. - The two guys at the front of the line were four pages behind in the drill and were attempting to hit their spots for the ending. - They were confused by the command “mark time, mark”; since no one marks time any more. - Too many Yuenglings the night before. - The drum majors gave the command “forward march” in Russian, which sounds amazingly like “troop the stands” in English. - The two guys at the front of line, having been shot down by all of the babes in their guard, wanted to check out the Buccaneer’s guard. - With 47 designers, coordinators, technicians, chair people, managers, directors, and pit schleppers on the staff, no one knew who was in charge of leaving the field. - Knowing his corps needed the help, an Empire alumnus, cleverly disguised in a polyester sport coat, golf shirt, and one of those silly-looking garrison hats, misdirected them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If I had only known. Fran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushsop89 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 - The drum majors gave the command “forward march” in Russian, which sounds amazingly like “troop the stands” in English. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My personal favorite. Good stuff !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevingamin Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Gene, was that English? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ####, left my Pittsburghian - English dictionary at home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiamiSun76 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Actually I think he was wearing one of those long white coat tails they used to wear and took all our drink orders. And no hat....not even the alums wear hats, to my knowledge. Yes, this is a joke. No reason to take any offense. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, it was a long sleeved blue shirt. With a microphone. Honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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