Top things to say when the Cadets' doorbell rings

[Sizzle]

Id probably go with

F T C

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Yeah, you stole the words right out of my mouth.

[gwdindy]

George can't come out.  He's practicing his clarinet.

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####### HILARIOUS! Would suggest that clarinet is pronounced ala "The Music Man" i.e. "He's practicing his clar-i-a-net." B)

Would also fall over if I hear a big YOWZA tonight. b**bs

[kevingamin]

Ok, "GO AWAY!"

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The only time you'd say that to a Catholic schoolgirl at your door, me thinks. ^0^

[Eric Roethe]

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

[DrumCorpsMom]

Ding Dong....... "YOWZA!"

[elphaba01]

"what the #### is this show about?"

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"Doorbell':

"We DON't need any saxophones".....

Elphaba

WWW

[byline]

Garry posted this over in the review forum, and it's my favorite: "Land shark!"

[Rocketman]

"I'm on the crapper!"

Rocketman - Oh S!@#!

ampssuck

[danieltenor]

"SPLOOIE"

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B)

[Lance]

I would say:

"Don't do it, please! For the love of God, don't answer the frickin' door! Why can't you understand that you're getting yourself into a bad spot! Step away from the door! Turn around slowly, and walk away, and join the land of the conscious! Please, listen to me!"

Of course, I'd say it all in my head, because people who shout random things out at shows are annoying, and I wish them much unpleasantness.