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Staff Quotes: ( you all know who you are...)

"I'm gonna slap your face right off of your head !" -- Al

"The next oneaya fracks that note, I'm gonna cornhole ya -- and that goes for the girls, too !" -- Bob

"I could hold a s**t for four, maybe five days..." -- Scott

"It takes ammonia mixed wit bleach to cut the REAL tough grease - Abbadabbadabba" -- Uncle Remus

"Why can't you kids just f**k, huh ? We don't got no rules against f**king !" -- George

"Breakfast was simply dreadfull - the quiche was cold and the champange was flat !" -- Lee

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"Hornline...you're not playing aggresively enough. I don't know what you need to do to get aggressive...torch some cars, kick some winos...I don't care, just do it."

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"Forrest, put your drum down and go find a stop sign"

Thirty minutes later, no sign of said snare drummer;

"Is he still not back? I feel kinda bad now....."

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Snares, play those rolls smoooooth, like buttah!

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Drumline, back in the day I marched when Men were Men ...

(Line: And Sheep were Scared!)

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Drumline, back in the day I marched when Men were Men ...

(Line: And Sheep were Scared!)

I thought the line was "and Boys were Blue Stars". ^0^

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Drumline, back in the day I marched when Men were Men ...

(Line: And Sheep were Scared!)

I thought the line was "and Boys were Blue Stars". ^0^

OK... that's funny ... and FUNNIER!! b**bs

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Don Kiatsu-

"Good job sopranos, that is the new definition of suck."

"You f**ked up hornline, you showed us you can do it, now we expect it from you."

Brian Williams-

"Eric, what're you doing out there? Your knees are flopping around like a baby deer, like Bambi. You want me to drag your mother into the woods and shoot her?"

From his (Kaihatsu) Illiana Lancer days "Are you finished complaining so I can stop ignoring you?"

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"How many of you are 18 and older? Well, there are people your age that decided to enlist and go off to war to defend your country. ... I don't know what that has to do with Circle Drill."

"Are you supposed to be 2 off the yard line? You're about 4 inches outside of that. Compensating for something?"

"Hitting the cover in this set should be so important to you that 20 years from now you'll wake up in the middle of the night and beat your wife screaming 'I MISSED THE COVER IN SET 130!!!!!!' .... guys, beating your wife is a terrible thing."

"That has no emotion, because ROBOTS don't have any!"

"You have as much emotion as that tree over there. Look at it: sure it's alive, but it has no EMOTION!"

(to someone talking at set)

"Behind that wall over there is a wise man. Run over there and ask him how to stop running. .... so what'd he say?"

"He said use proper rehearsal technique so you don't have to run."

"THAT'S NOT HOW A WISE MAN TALKS! Wise men talk like 'From within, proper rehearsal technique brings less running.' Run back and ask him again."

"Out of a million sperm, you were the fastest, so how were you the last one back to your set?"

"You have permission to run back to set............. now!"

"You need to run back to your set like you're on the mf-ing Price is Right!"

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