Carl306 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Pit Kid: "You know the only reason you're not using A and B is because you didn't think of it first" Pit Tech: "You know the only reason you're still in this ensemble is because I wasn't here in January to cut you." (Wasn't with us until May) "Dynamics are for stupid people" "They're from Tennessee. If you're loud and shiny they'll like it." "My chops are tired!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevingamin Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 "You need to run back to your set like you're on the mf-ing Price is Right!" Now, if some smart ### tuba was quick on the draw, that would have been the perfect moment for the loser's theme from Price is Right. ^0^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Spinner Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 from the mouth of Bill Solari: Keith your drumline sounds like sneakers in a dryer. :lolhit: I dunno why but that's pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCheese Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Thom Hannum during drill: "Mike Caruso...your feet are slow. You are infecting the ensemble." "Drumline, you either do it, or you take it in the can." "Contras...whoa. That ain't it man." when a member expressed concern about how to get to his dot - "Figure it out. RESET!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCheese Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 OH YEAH! I almost forgot. One of my personal favorites! Straight from the mouth of Brian Soules our visual caption head in '98 after taking circle drill up past 200BPM. "It's not fast. It's just lighter and brighter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vega Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 (I haven't read pages 2-11, so I apologize if someone got this one, but I doubt it) Battery staff guy with the mic: Can you guys do the thing we talked about earlier with the stuff? You know what I'm talkin' 'bout? The stuff we talked about, you know what I'm sayin'? [moments of silence and confusion, then Dr. Beat at 164bpm] SNARES! Why aren't you set?! :-p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOOHOO Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Pretty much anything that comes from April Gilligan's mouth whilst teaching guard. Laugh out loud moments every time! b**bs Katy? Kathy? Kate? Well, whatever you're name is, you suck! AMAZING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbc03 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Pretty much anything that comes from April Gilligan's mouth whilst teaching guard. Laugh out loud moments every time! b**bs April says some funny stuff, but I don't think she is even on the same level as Marc Sylvester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 After not being able to hit a certain note our horn instructor said to one of our lead sopranos " You couldn't hit that note with a shovel full of grain !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellodramatic Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 "Think of playing your horn and using your air like you're taking a $hi t; just let it goooooo" "Look at this set now and remember what it looks like. You should know this set so well that 30 years from now you're gonna have nightmares about it and you will wake up in the middle of the night and punch your wife in the face because you saw set 130." "That set looks like grandma's teeth." "Ooooo got some red in there that looks yummy" (as somebody was barfing on the sideline) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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