Old School Contra Guy Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 You all have it wrong.....Pam will wake up, hearing Bobby in the shower, and find out this whole season has been a dream Or Bob will wake up next to his wife from the previous show, and tell her he just had a weird dream (look them up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Boxer Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 The secret - no uniforms - the corps will be wearing togas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssorrell Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Spartacus is such an agressive show, perhaps they've hired Chuck Norris to come in an official play the part of Spartacus? Either Chuck, or Bob Barker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyboardGuy Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) Maybe something like this: The P.D.Q. Bach opera The Stoned Guest originally ends with all of the cast strewn about dead on the stage (similar to the ending of Hamlet). However, as the residents of the town would be disappointed with such a gloomy conclusion, Bach is urged to rewrite the opera. Thus, he has all of the cast suddenly spring back to life with no explanation whatsoever and sing a piece entitled "Happy Ending!" Edited August 7, 2008 by KeyboardGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jthomas666 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Spartacus is such an agressive show, perhaps they've hired Chuck Norris to come in an official play the part of Spartacus?Of course, if that were to happen, Spartacus would have to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssorrell Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Of course, if that were to happen, Spartacus would have to win. True, but it really doesn't matter, just as long as Chuck, aka Spartacus, gets to kick the heck out of a lot of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 E.T. never went home! Now, say this in your best E.T. voice - "IIIII'mmmm Sparrrrrtaaaaacussssss! Look, unless we have Kirk Douglas judging general effect, it's a foregone conclusion that something "absurd" is going to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaos001 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 E.T. never went home! Now, say this in your best E.T. voice - "IIIII'mmmm Sparrrrrtaaaaacussssss!Look, unless we have Kirk Douglas judging general effect, it's a foregone conclusion that something "absurd" is going to win. suppress evidence much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDWEX1117 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 And when it's all over and the smoke clears, one soprano will be seen in the center of the field, and he will start playing "Happy Birthday" in a minor key. D Minor (the saddest key in the world) to be exact, for extra emotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skajerk Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 And when it's all over and the smoke clears, one soprano will be seen in the center of the field, and he will start playing "Happy Birthday" in a minor key. D Minor (the saddest key in the world) to be exact, for extra emotion. With the amps turned up to 11, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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