Carl306 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Canos 04: It was almost lights out, we were all goofing off, Linnie Rose came in to say good night to us. A kid that dubbed himself Fatty mcfat kid or fatty for short, said something to him and jokingly called him a jerk. Linnie just looks at him and walks in to the bingo hall. A few moments later he comes back with his hand behind his back.linnie: Alex did you just call me a jerk Fatty: Yes I did. Linnie: do you know what happens when someone calls me names? By this time he has exposed a large pale of water and begins to tease fatty with it. Linnie: Say Your sorry. Fatty: please Im sorry. Linnie: Say it louder. Fatty IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A JERK. Linnie then accidentally pours a little on his air mattress appolgizes for it and starts to walk away. All of a sudden the handle on the pale breaks off and the water pours all over fattys luggage. Linnie just starts to laugh and says well it looks like tomorrow is laundry day now go to bed. Such a great night. I miss Fatty :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megan_marie15 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 We should just copy and paste the facebook group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcf06 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 hey not all of DCP has a facebook... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
84BDsop Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 WARNING: Some may find this offensive.The staff Winnebego was parked in front of the field the hornline was practicing on when a famous marching instructor (who I won't name) opened the door of the Winnebego as we were warming up, held open a Playboy magazine at the centerfold and said, "Horns to the box!" Oh....my...GOD!!! b**bs Y b**bs So...who was the centerfold?? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skajerk Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 (edited) "Don't suck, blow!" resulting in this... Various Renegade staff members but I believe Chris may have the rights on it. Edited May 23, 2007 by skajerk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbc03 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 From the same person - who is that down there....sandy???....no...larissa....no...selena. Selena!!?!?! - the person he was refering to was a guy not wearing a shirt and another "How many times should I have to tell you to do something before you do it?" "One" "WRONG! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU BEFORE I SAY IT!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelloHorn13 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 "You Call that a triplet roll I call that ####...... do em'" "Celebrate" "Congratulations.....that was pretty #### good....do it again." (full run of the show) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cire Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 (edited) sam control yourself. you act like youve never seen a naked female. heres some of my favorite ones. "contras.. you sound like a frog farting upstream" *someone stepping off with their wrong foot during marching auditions* "what was that!? this isnt the cadets!" *gino listening to a BD 95 finals field judge tape during baritone sectionals.. and doing a double take at the recording when he hears a baritone belting out an unwritten double C* "WTF!!!????" "WRONG! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU BEFORE I SAY IT!!" i remember hearing one of our staff members telling another member who was in his 3rd or 4th year in the corps.. went something like... "if you always know exactly what is going to be said before its said, you should not be here. you will have learned everything you can from this staff" which i think is great.. you learn everything you can from someone/something, then move on to another and learn more Edited May 23, 2007 by cire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dir_en_X Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 ECJ 05 Wheres AJ?Kieth: I dont know, off being emo, and hating life. Haha, that sounds like him, I marched cymbals with him this year in WGI. A staff member who will remain nameless: "Now guys no one can quit...well snare or tenors it happens you guys aren't that important....but bass if one of you quits I'll find you and skull**** you" :spit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcf06 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 (edited) "You Call that a triplet roll I call that ####...... do em'""Celebrate" "Congratulations.....that was pretty #### good....do it again." (full run of the show) bobby you forgot the with "your brothas!" Remember the mars song with the snareline and andy freaking out. or lets retain that. Edited May 23, 2007 by dcf06 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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