cube Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 The Blue Devils are doing a show about surrealism... much like 2012, but it makes a tiny bit more sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonwoody Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Cadets are hiring a monkey with fetal alcohol syndrome to design their shows....oh, wait.... If you can't be nice then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Haring Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Crossmen will be hiring a staff member whose sole duty will be to prevent the corps from incurring semifinals penalties. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THeShadeOfNight Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Like DCP the Facebook page I did not know there was a DCP Facebook page until just now. I am so mad at you for revealing this to me. Can someone make me forget it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c mor Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 ScoJo texted me he is entering rehab to deal with his Dr. Beat addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xandandl Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) 1. Chris Komnick and Scouts BOD are in the throes of an immediate financial challenge. After successfully resurrecting the Capitalaires to augment Madison's guard, it seems that several of the girls eloped with the Mandarins after DCI finals. The monies are needed to pay the dowries. 2. While imitation is the highest form of flattery, it now can be revealed post-Championships that BD had been working on a series of instructional videos. Two tuba players at Chester and a quad player at Indy were giving the Concord slant on a visual manuever perfected by The Cadets at a Whitewater Midwestern regional. Amazingly judging tolerances have not changed either. Edited August 11, 2015 by xandandl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajal Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 In 2016 the fans on DCP will prove that the Blue Devils have not deserved even one championship they have received in the last two decades. The combination of no drill, no music, no marching, bad judging panels, non-averaged finals week scores, being exposed to more full judging panels, underage marchers, too many marchers and UFO assistance will all be proved absolutely true. In a related rumor, the fans dancing with glee at the removal of said BD championships will kill each other fighting over who SHOULD have won in all of those years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornTeacher Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 DCI is currently looking into the possibility that fans will determine finalized placements, beginning in 2016. However, in an attempt to ensure fairness across the spectrum of attending viewers (that being, those personally in attendance at Lucas Oil Stadium, and excluding those witnessing the events through electronic means), each attendee will be provided with a personal "bar code." Upon entering the section containing the seat of their ticket, each fan will be asked to swipe their bar-code into an electronic reader...which will, in turn, determine whether or not that individual attendee will have voting privileges as to the event's final perfomance. Those with such privilege will then be able to text their personally-determined placement of the Drum Corps appearing in the DCI Finals. All decisions shall be declared final and official, and DCI, Drum Corps Planet, and any other entities affiliated with the activity are heretofore rendered as being protected from any future subsequent ####-mongering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2000Cadet Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Cadets are hiring a monkey with fetal alcohol syndrome to design their shows....oh, wait.... Crown's 2016 program: "Another Second Chance". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowtown Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Troopers 2016 program "Cowtown" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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