Juicy Rumors - Know One or Start One - True or False

[JohnZ]

several posts removed. please keep it civil.

[cixelsyd]

Honestly I think DCI should allow woodwinds but ONLY for solos.

Apparently, woodwinds are already allowed in DCI competition... in the international class.

Which spawns the rumor that YEA! is relocating to the Cayman Islands, and Cadets will compete as an international class corps next season.

[ibexpercussion]

INT won't be returning next season.

Can't be because of money, because surely they get a cut of the concessions!

[TRacer]

_{2016 will see the introduction of a new caption award called High Vocalist, with judging to be done by J-Lo or Taylor Swift.}

Edited August 12, 2015 by TRacer

[xandandl]

_{2016 will see the introduction of a new caption award called High Vocalist, with judging to be done by J-Lo or Taylor Swift.}

I too had heard that rumor that J-Lo was Albert Lo's evil twin!!!

[HornTeacher]

_{2016 will see the introduction of a new caption award called High Vocalist, with judging to be done by J-Lo or Taylor Swift.}

Of which definition of "high" will the winner be determined?

[Clutchtow]

2016 will be a particularly rough year in DCI...

It will be discovered through BD's Benjamin Button themed show next year that Clara, the girl in the yellow dress, was in fact 108 years old, thus revealing that, yes, all those claiming they cheated with her in 2015 were correct...just for the wrong reason.

Cadets will be switching to an intensely reflective mirror-like uniform, but will be penalized at show after show for accidentally starting fires on the field with them.

The Colt's show will be so radio-play narration intensive that they'll forget to put musicians on the field.

Bluecoats will add the next obvious step in electronic instrument evolution; placing hidden microphones in the stands and playing them back through on-field amps. Audiences will be quite displeased with the dramatic increase in nonsensical narration until they realize that it's themselves talking.

Following their success with their Paris themed show, Phantom will continue their tribute to great cities of the world with an homage to Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.

Pioneer's show, "Leviticus," will be considerably less entertaining than this year's.

I died laughing at Pioneer

[CoHmempho04]

Phantom post a tweet about Electricity being the spoiler of their show in October. But we find out later that it's actually AC/DC's Back in Black around November and we find out that they're going to revive the 1996 show on it's 20th anniversary with ALL black uniforms and the exact same show AND WITH G HORNS that we all find out on Christmas.

[xandandl]

concocted on a Regiment bus somewhere between California and Rockford: http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/21/europe/france-eiffel-tower-alert/index.html

125 was about the only Parisian citation the corps didn't represent on the field this summer.

Edited September 21, 2015 by xandandl

[garfield]

Honestly I think DCI should allow woodwinds but ONLY for solos.

Absolutely!

On the back sidelines and with no amplification would do nicely.