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[HornTeacher]

The Blue Devils are doing a show about surrealism... much like 2012, but it makes a tiny bit more sense.

I was picturing more of a "And now, presenting their 2016 program "Cerealism", DCI is forced to present, with no blatant support or non-support, The Blue Devils. .... Also brought to you by Post, Kelloggs, and Nabisco."

[troon8]

2016 will be a particularly rough year in DCI...

It will be discovered through BD's Benjamin Button themed show next year that Clara, the girl in the yellow dress, was in fact 108 years old, thus revealing that, yes, all those claiming they cheated with her in 2015 were correct...just for the wrong reason.

Cadets will be switching to an intensely reflective mirror-like uniform, but will be penalized at show after show for accidentally starting fires on the field with them.

The Colt's show will be so radio-play narration intensive that they'll forget to put musicians on the field.

Bluecoats will add the next obvious step in electronic instrument evolution; placing hidden microphones in the stands and playing them back through on-field amps. Audiences will be quite displeased with the dramatic increase in nonsensical narration until they realize that it's themselves talking.

Following their success with their Paris themed show, Phantom will continue their tribute to great cities of the world with an homage to Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.

Pioneer's show, "Leviticus," will be considerably less entertaining than this year's.

Edited August 12, 2015 by troon8

[barigirl78]

Inspired by the recent Museum of Modern Art show, a top five corps is rumored to be doing a show based on Yoko Ono music and visuals.

For a preview of the guard uniform and some of the props, go here:

https://s.yimg.com/os/en_us/News/Reuters/2015-05-12T212129Z_1_LYNXMPEB4B130_RTROPTP_2_USA-ART-YOKOONO.JPG

and here:

https://www.yahoo.com/music/s/yorks-moma-explores-yoko-onos-influence-her-early-212129306.html

Edited August 11, 2015 by barigirl78

[Jeff Ream]

based on Prosperie's tape for Bloo, next year, since we know he can dodge axes and spheres, he'll have to dodge flames and spears

[ouooga]

Cavaliers do a show based on Magic Mike

Are you sure? I thought it was some corps making a comeback out of Florida.

Magic of Orlando Mike!

[HornTeacher]

2016 will be a particularly rough year in DCI...

It will be discovered through BD's Benjamin Button themed show next year that Clara, the girl in the yellow dress, was in fact 108 years old, thus revealing that, yes, all those claiming they cheated with her in 2015 were correct...just for the wrong reason.

Cadets will be switching to an intensely reflective mirror-like uniform, but will be penalized at show after show for accidentally starting fires on the field with them.

The Colt's show will be so radio-play narration intensive that they'll forget to put musicians on the field.

Bluecoats will add the next obvious step in electronic instrument evolution; placing hidden microphones in the stands and playing them back through on-field amps. Audiences will be quite displeased with the dramatic increase in nonsensical narration until they realize that it's themselves talking.

Following their success with their Paris themed show, Phantom will continue their tribute to great cities of the world with an homage to Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.

Pioneer's show, "Leviticus," will be considerably less successful then this year's.

If no one else will say it, Troon, then please allow me to be the first...

Golden. Simply and undeniably, Golden. Hats off, gentlemen....a genius.

[Photographer Jim]

Although there is still a lack of support for the inclusion of woodwinds, inside sources indicate that DCI is leaning toward a rule change that would allow the use of kazoos and zithers.

[cube]

Honestly I think DCI should allow woodwinds but ONLY for solos.

[soccerguy315]

Honestly I think DCI should allow woodwinds but ONLY for solos.

no

[xbones7480]

2015 finals guard judge retires from DCI