dbc03 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 "What is your name?" "Graham" "Like the Crackers?" "Yeah" "Alright Crackers, move to your left" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevingamin Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 The pinnacle of constructive criticism...PLAY IT MORE MUSICAL, DA##IT! Retort... My name's not Da##it. Words to live by. "But, Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!!!" ($1 to Bill Cosby, Himself) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MajorScoutsFan Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 John scruggs, addressing the Madison hornline standing at attention during basics- "You will hate me for the next half hour. You WILL be perfect. I will make sure of it. If you're not perfect... you will put down your ####### horns... and run. I am going to kick. your. ###." Someone in the back of the block- "Whatever, Scruggs! You're just a big ol' teddy bear!" Scruggs- "WHO THE #### SAID THAT!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toots6788 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 NATE! You just dropped more weight then Jared from Subway!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashofthunder Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 "DON'T....EVER....FAKE...THE CLIMAX!!!" "see that yellow pole over there? go tell me what color it is." In the middle of a pine forest: "Run, and don't come back without bringing me a leaf." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jminton Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Am I speaking F***ing Chinese - DVD The Cadets are laughing at you - George Zingali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarimbasaurusRex Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Am I speaking F***ing Chinese - DVD A variation on the Barbaro classic, "What am I speakin'... GREEK!!? MEATBALL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schickmeister Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 dah dah dah DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE dah dah ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGarrett Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 First camp for Guardsmen 1979 season, so it was actually like November 1978. We had something like 15 guys show up for snare drum. Scrounged up as many snare drums as we could find, lined up and started some easy excercise, like 8 on a hand or whatever. It was going pretty good, but suddenly Bill Snyder, who worked the snares at that time, stops the excercise, walks up to one of the guys and says: "You got a toothpick hanging there outta your mouth, you know...?" The guy says: "yeah." Snyder says: "OK then... good." Counts off...starts excercise again, and practice carries on. The guy was called "toothpick" from that day forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oswald Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 "Don't be a goof!" - Doug Thrower "Dress center dress! *pause* Dress center dress! (D'oh!, followed by immense confusion in the block)" - I said that at retreat on my first night at the helm in '02. I think it was Ankeny or something. Yeah, for brainfarts... "Don't look at the crowd! Think icepicks in the eye!" - Doug Thrower "dahhh dah dah da dahhhhhhh dah da dah dahhh da" - Dave MacKinnon singing ANY part of the brass book "Ryan.........Ryan.........Ryan..., etc." - Any particualy day on the vet bus in '02 when I had the mic in-hand (Sorry, Ryan, nothin but love to you bro) "Good morning Bluecoats!" - David Glasgow's (as DM) wakeup call in 2000-01 "Kill Yourself!" - Mike Scheck's prompt retort "BANANAS!" - Antman "ARRRRRRRRRR!" - Antman "You sank my battleship!" - Fat B. to Dave MacKinnon during horn arc in '00 "FYYFF" "Cheesecake!" - you either get it or you don't "Sky Appreciation!" "I think I just crapped myself!" - Fat B. to the tower during ensemble rehearsal "####'s Satans rule!" "Six, Six, Six...SIX!" - sops in 2001 (man, that was awesome until we scared people, btw) It's not a quote, but I would like to submit the sound Mike Scheck's sop made in 2001 when it got run-over by a Madison alum in the parking lot before our show at Normal, IL. There's nothing like the sound a Honda makes when it flattens a Kanstul Soprano Bugle. more to come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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